BarSu

250 Sukhumvit Rd., 02-649-8385. Open daily 6pm-2am. www.barsubangkok.com
The loo is located in the back end of the place with dimmed lights and many glass doors and mirrors. The soft music is enough to drown out sounds, and there are plenty of napkins on the way out to clean up any spillage. Indeed, it's time to “eatPLAYdance”.

GLOW

96/4-5 Sukhumvit Soi 23, 02-261-3007, 02-261-4446. Open daily 6pm-1am.
Head to the third floor where many people can’t be bothered to climb for a pee. Don’t worry about sweating—that sheen will only enhance your post-coital glow.

Inch

Esplanade Zone, 55/49-60 Ratchadapisek Rd., next to Pump Up, 02-641-2963-/5. Open daily 7pm-2am. MRT Thailand Cultural Center. www.inchclub.com.
There are plenty of toilets either on the ground floor or you can opt for the leopard loo on the second floor for something a bit more animal. No queue, no toilet serviceman and no one cares.

Phranakorn Bar

58/2 Soi Damnoenklang Tai. 02-622-0282. Open daily 6pm-1am.
Don’t worry when you see just one toilet since this place normally is not packed on the weekdays and not till 11pm on the weekends. Most of all, the staffs seem to gather around the counter and don’t really care what you do in the toilet.