“From the bottom of my heart thank you... to Bella, Edward and Jacob for letting us laugh, cry, debate, and pick sides while you three bastards stare at each other.” Mark Ellis, Schmoes Know

“With so many scenes of well-dressed vampires sitting or standing, stiffly, while Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart passes another micro-slab of dialogue like a kidney stone, [Sheen’s] overacting’s greatly appreciated, thanks.” Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune

“The final Twilight movie, bizarrely actionless for much of its length, may be the longest whimper in Rom-Goth history. Even the title weakens the will to live.” Nigel Andrews, Financial Times

“This fifth and mercifully final installment features so much idle anticipation that it’s unclear whether we’re watching a movie or an Apple product launch.” Wesley Morris, Boston Globe

“You’re going to hear a lot about Breaking Dawn Part 2 being the best of the Twilight movies. That’s like saying a simple head cold is preferable to swine flu.” Peter Travers, Rolling Stone