“This New Year’s Eve leaves you feeling like you’ve got no one to kiss at midnight.” Dave McGinn, Globe and Mail

“How is it possible to assemble more than two dozen stars in a movie and find nothing interesting for any of them to do?” Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

“Watching Robert De Niro put yet another nail in the coffin of his career is bad enough, but et tu Michelle Pfeiffer?” Jeff Meyers, Metro Times (Detroit, MI)

“If you are surprised by anything in this movie, you need to see more movies.” David Medsker, Bullz-Eye.com

“It is the cinematic equivalent of a greeting card: both the sentiment and the laughs are plentiful, cheap and forgettable.” Kerry Lengel, Arizona Republic