Think you’re so smart, piggie? Prove it by taking this month’s news quiz.Why are clear plastic garbage cans being placed around Bangkok?a. They symbolize the transparency of the current government.b. They symbolize the crystal clear waters of the Chao Phraya.c. They symbolize the roof of Suvarnabhumi, but without leaks.d. They are part of a marketing campaign for a new credit card.The “ban” on media coverage of former PM Thaksin Shinawatra is:a. An order.b. A suggestion.c. Silly.d. All of the above.Why is the Foreign Business Act being changed?a. We don’t want foreigners coming here and forcing us to raise quality standards or to work more efficiently.b. To close loopholes allowing foreigners to come here and take jobs from Thais in vital industries such as hairdressing.c. If foreigners were allowed to own land and companies, they might decide they want to stay. Forever.d. It’s always good to keep ‘em guessing.When questioned about his role in the Shin Corporation share deal, why did Panthongtae Shinawatra say he didn’t look at the papers before signing them?a. He always does what his parents tell him to do.b. His focus was on more important matters, such as his hair.c. He thought the lawyer was just another autograph seeker.d. Money is not important to him, and it wouldn’t matter at all if his father were but a simple, honest cop.What is the most promising development to occur during the rule of the Council for National Security?a. Thaksin being stripped of his red passport.b. Cancellation of the “Thailand Unforgettable” campaign.c. More lax enforcement of closing times.d. Military chic.What is the biggest embarrassment for the CNS?a. Bombs forcing cancellation of New Year countdown.b. Thaksin traveling around the region at will.c. Elephants hijacking trucks.d. Pandas that won’t have sex.